Frannie Banannie
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If You Ruled Your Own Country......
by Frannie Banannie in.
what would life be like for everyone who lives there?.
frannie b
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WELCOME, Newbies! Yall check in now, ya hear?
by Frannie Banannie in.
lotsa newbies here.....i keep trippin' over yall when i'm readin' posts....why don't yall check in here and introduce yourselves?
we'd all love to hear from yall, dontcha know..... frannie b
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Adopt the Three Kick Rule
by Frannie Banannie ini think exjdubs should adopt new hampshire's three kick rule (below) and apply it to uninvited witlesses at their doors..
three kick rule .
a big city new york lawyer went duck hunting in rural new hampshire.. he shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other.
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If Jesus Were Callin' His Fleeced Ones Today.....
by Frannie Banannie in.
i think he'd use the theme from "beverly hills cop"....it sounds like a "wake up call" with really jazzed up *flute* music...what do yall think?
frannie b
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Creation/Evolution....(for those who couldn't hack Chili Contest topic)
by Frannie Banannie ingod said, "you must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer.
the cow said, "that's a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.
let me have twenty years and i'll give back the other forty.
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Chili Contest <rated "C" for cussin'>
by Frannie Banannie in>chili contest story.
>the notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named frank, who was.
>visiting texas from the east coast.. >.
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OMG! I CAN'T BELIEVE I FINALLY MADE IT!!!
by Frannie Banannie in.
simon, it finally worked....please disregard all those desperate emails to your posted email addie..... congratulations,.
frannie b
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If ExJW's had a Theme Song....
by Frannie Banannie in.
would it go like this?......
they say the neon lights are bright on (the) broadway...... they say there's always music in the air...... but how ya gonna make some time..... when you ain't got but one thin dime.... and one thin dime won't even shine your shoes........ frannie b
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My Borganization Story
by Frannie Banannie ini was 28 when i got borganized....i wish i could remember the names of the sisters that studied with me....one of 'em's name is barbara, the other one was a pig...guess they're not that memorable....but the plano congregation had not been started when i first got baptised or it had *just* been started in 1973....my best sis friend was carolyn nelson, a six feet tall sis with two kids, harris and april....i was really dumb and married the first elder that asked me....it was a total flop of a marriage, his teenaged son caused all sorts of problems for us.....i "ran away" from it and went back to the "world" for a while....i suppose because they hadn't gotten the "worldliness" out of me very well at the time....when i returned, they publicly reproved me and we divorced....his name was bob repp....he was an elder in the white rock congregation....i can remember a few names...the farmers, steve scott and his lovely red-headed wife, but that's all i remember..... .
then i moved back down here with my older two children, where i was raised and later went back into the borganization....i moved to california in late 1988, got in an auto accident in late 1989, and everything went downhill from there, borganization-wise...i had seen so much cruelty from the platform....even a p.o.
who graphically and sneeringly described explicitly...the sights, sounds and smells of alleged sexual acts between two pioneers, as he disf'd the pioneer sister, while she sobbed her heart out in front of the congregation and only reproved the pioneer bro.....made me wanna hurl....the elders treated me like a meadow muffin the whole time i was in cal.
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Hi! I just got here...
by Frannie Banannie in.
yup...just got here and already jumped in for a few posts....hope yall're all okay...my life's been a little sucky lately, but things are perkin' up....getting the detritus out of my life and takin' a new path where work is concerned....is everyone here an active jw or what?.
frannie b